Scriptingness and a Joke Idea That Could Take Way Too Long

Draft 3 is now up.  I've gotten rid of the Ashton Kutcher reference.  And the Joey reference.  And the Joanie loves Chachi reference.  I did insert a Dr Phil reference, but I think losing 3 and gaining 1 isn't too bad!

Otherwise it's pretty much the same.  In the shot with the signs, I'm trying to think of a different joke to take over from the 'Frankie Muniz's Career' one.  I'm probably going to go all Looney Toons style and have a really long sign, with the following gag:

The sign begins panning from the top down.  A new line indicates a different sign.

FIRE PIT --->

DEADLY SNAKES --->

DEMON DOG --->

<--- HEALTH SPA

<--- EVERYONE FROM 'MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE'S' CAREER

BESIDES THE DAD

HE'S IN BREAKING BAD

MAN, HOW GOOD IS BREAKING BAD?

WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN?

BRYAN SOMETHING?

CRANBERRIES?

CRANSTON!

BRYAN CRANSTON

ANYWAY...

WHERE WERE WE?

OH YEAH.  HELL.